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Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
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