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Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
if i lose myself tonightif i lose myself tonight
Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu." "Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up.""Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad.""No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
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