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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
Dont worry, drink happy :)
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
I love boys who play guitar :)
i love u so much babe
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