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Best Facebook status updates - March - Page 67

A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekendA weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
Letting Vodka make all your decisionsLetting Vodka make all your decisions
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
When life is hard, I take a nap.When life is hard, I take a nap.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me""You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy.""I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Sitting on the couch and doing nothingSitting on the couch and doing nothing
"I need a drink or 12.""I need a drink or 12."
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