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Baby..I'm freshier than your EX and BETTER than your NEXT ..:*
You are so yesterday.. I never thought you'd lost my love this way ...
I don't wanna ride with love anymore...:*
I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...:*
ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE.
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
no many no fany
NO ONe is perfect , just the life is it sometimes ! <3 :)
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
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