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People should fall in love with their eyes closed
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
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