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Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
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