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Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
I am who I am, if you don't like me... That's your problem. ;)
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