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Meowing at the back door because you can't get in.
Never say goodbye, because saying goodbay means going away... and going away means forgetting...
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
The awkward moment when you accidentally open internet explorer.
Having a good word with yourself on your way home from a nite out
Signs your falling in love: You check you are hoping you get a Facebook message form that person. You"ll read their txts over and over again You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them They becomes all you think about You"ll get high just by their smell You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them You"ll do anything for them While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time :)
Study - the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
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