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High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Don't chase them, replace them!
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
I hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays and half of friday.
Your decision is to ruin even and our last chance. Nothing more I can do
If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER :)
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