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Best Facebook status updates - March - Page 77
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
"Shut up, you love it"
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
You poked me... i poked you back.. War is on!
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