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algeria for ever <3
If I do not believe you belong around me, I will make sure you never are again, if the door is open I still believe in you....
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard
You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.
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