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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 79

Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers...""NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :DOMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal."1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your textsI can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
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