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"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
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