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When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
His lips are like wine... I wanna get drunk !!!His lips are like wine... I wanna get drunk !!!
Do not tell God how big problem do you have. Tell your problem how big God do you have. <3Do not tell God how big problem do you have. Tell your problem how big God do you have. <3
You must: 1. Get sexy 2. Dump a bf/gf 3. Relax 4. Get drunk 5. And enjoy Because it is... SUMMER TIME !You must: 1. Get sexy 2. Dump a bf/gf 3. Relax 4. Get drunk 5. And enjoy Because it is... SUMMER TIME !
I'm not a b*tch, i'm just honest.I'm not a b*tch, i'm just honest.
-Dude, she just called you Bellatrix Lestange!- -Oh , hell no! Hold my...JK...Avada Kedavra!--Dude, she just called you Bellatrix Lestange!- -Oh , hell no! Hold my...JK...Avada Kedavra!-
GFY does NOT mean GOOD FOR YOU...:PGFY does NOT mean GOOD FOR YOU...:P
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...oh no! You mised it!! :PWait for it, wait for it, wait for it...oh no! You mised it!! :P
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :DBruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
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