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Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
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