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YA got me 1 nilYA got me 1 nil
[I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X][I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X]
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia""I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
My favorite number is #1My favorite number is #1
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like madNo calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XDWow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the boxWho ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
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