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When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
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