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Its funny when i see people liking their own commentsIts funny when i see people liking their own comments
I will destroy you .I will destroy you .
Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
A man in the kitchen is sexyA man in the kitchen is sexy
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it withAll you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fatJumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob MarleySome people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatheringsBeing inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
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