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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 89

nobody bring me DOWN!nobody bring me DOWN!
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do""Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With ThemLicking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbishGiving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutellaRomantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolismEating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
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