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Best Facebook status updates - January - Page 88
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
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