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Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
We all have that one special wish for New Year :)
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