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Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
Giftwrapping yourself for birthdays cause who wouldn't want you?
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
Adding items to your parent's shopping trolley, when they arent looking
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
Blaming it on PMS
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
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