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I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
The feeling of taking high heels off after a long night out :-)
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Diplomacy is the art of making your enemies think they have won the war.
Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥
Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
Urghh..! Its too irritating when you have 30 tabs open and you cant figure out from where the music is coming from... :D
i love cigarettes<3
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