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You're never too old to learn something stupid.
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.
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