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Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
Being strangers, then friends, then more than friends, then strangers again
Come here. Why? Just come here. No your gonna hit me.
Saying oh! like you get it. But you still have no idea
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
There`s nothing more slower than counting the minutes until you see the person you wanna be with the most.
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
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