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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 49
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
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