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Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
all we need is diet.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
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