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Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
You're on my to do list ;)
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
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