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User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
Looking back at old photos and thinking... LOOK AT MY HAIR :O
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
A boy that can point to a girl and say: "yeah, that's my girl, isn't she beautiful :)"
I love people who text back instantly
If I WANTED you to read my texts, I would SHOW them to you!
There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever ♥
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
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