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All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
You laugh because i'm different,but i laugh because you are all the same ;D
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
life is a beach.., im just playin iin da sand.!<3
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