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I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Guys who still open doors for girls
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.
Unknown Drunken Injuries
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