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Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
No brain no pain.
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..
God, If you give us back 2pac, you can have Justin Bieber.
~The Soul's Shadow~ There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ livingspeech.blogspot(dot)com
I miss you,you dumb a*s!
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
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