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There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...
I Spam Your MomI Spam Your Mom
I don't deserve anything :/I don't deserve anything :/
Weridoooo ;D -yeah you ! :DWeridoooo ;D -yeah you ! :D
I love you. You love her. She loves him. He loves another guy. That guy loves another girl. And that girl loves another girl from the next door. Is that clear enough?I love you. You love her. She loves him. He loves another guy. That guy loves another girl. And that girl loves another girl from the next door. Is that clear enough?
I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :DBruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
Being so hot, you stalk your own profileBeing so hot, you stalk your own profile
When I'm laying in bed, not wanting to get up, I think about the fun things happening that day. Usually...It's seeing you.When I'm laying in bed, not wanting to get up, I think about the fun things happening that day. Usually...It's seeing you.
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