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Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie...
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
A good morning text does not only mean "Good morning". It has a silent, loving message that says..."I think of you when I wake up."
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
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