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Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
I pretend that I dont care, but it makes me miss you more.
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened!
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
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