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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.Having too much month left at the end of the money.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you areListening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobileGetting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
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