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So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
"Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matter,who never did and who always will.
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
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