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A*S, GAS OR GRA*S - nobody rides for free
I'm so cool.. Sometimes I wish I was someone else, so I could wish I was me!
GFY does NOT mean GOOD FOR YOU...:P
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
'Not all those who wander are lost'
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
~ The Soul's Shadow ~ There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~ Philosopher's Words ~
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
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