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Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hardGirls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovelyIf the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers...""NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad.""No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
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