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"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption"."Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart."It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
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