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Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...
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