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Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
The awkward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.
I pretend that I dont care, but it makes me miss you more.
Dont walk into my life if you intend to leave me.
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
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