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"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad.""No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?" Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption"."Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :) The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat... My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!""OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
Like if you don't smoke.Like if you don't smoke.
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