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Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
Trust me, you really DON'T want to know what goes on in my head.Trust me, you really DON'T want to know what goes on in my head.
I text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phoneI text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phone
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
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