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"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
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If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
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What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
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Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
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"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
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My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
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Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
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Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
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"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
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Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
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