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The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
I Hate It When I Can't Fall Asleep Because I'm Thinking
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)
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