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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 68
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
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