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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
No brain no pain.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
Single, sexy and ready to party!
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