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The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
to see you naked ^^
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Do not tell God how big problem do you have. Tell your problem how big God do you have. <3
Its funny when i see people liking their own comments
Live with no excuses,love with no regrets!
Lets see what this can do !!!!
I want you to LEAVE,and be happy, and NOT come back.
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