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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 69
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
do it than talk^
Never wanted it to be so cold... You just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
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