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do it than talk^
What goes around, comes around!!!!
That aqward moment when your friend hits on your Bf/gf and dosent know that your going out
happiness,happiness,happiness.....
Love me in the right way !
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
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