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Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
all we need is diet.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
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