Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 62
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard 
Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu." 
"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen withPage:
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard