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"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
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