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If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
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