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When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat.""Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standardsLove is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi, some spanish text, DANZA KUDURO!! ;Doi oi oi oi oi oi oi, some spanish text, DANZA KUDURO!! ;D
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
You are the constant tingle to my heart<3You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
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