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If nothing lasts forever then, be MY NOTHING. ♥If nothing lasts forever then, be MY NOTHING. ♥
Carrying a spoon in your pocket just incase someone has cakeCarrying a spoon in your pocket just incase someone has cake
people, people f**ked me up, man.people, people f**ked me up, man.
lets go f**king mental.lets go f**king mental.
hello my name is tracehello my name is trace
--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
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