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Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
The awkward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.
Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
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