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Meowing at cats until they meow back
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
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"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.
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